Extra! Extra! BYU Professor Reveals Results of Provo Dating Study

Provo, Utah is known for its obsession about dating matters, and for good reason. When you stick a group of thousands of Latter-day Saint (Mormon) young adults together who are all trying to get married, you can expect to hear about dating.

Being surrounded by dating talk, I was instantly curious when I heard about a dating lecture that would take place on campus. Professor Holman was to reveal his exclusive results from a study he conducted on Provo dating life.

I sat in a crowded room at the Joseph F. Smith Humanities Building at Brigham Young University, awaiting Professor Holman’s lecture. I nervously sat in the back of the crowded lecture hall, not wanting to be seen in such a laughter-inspiring situation. As I sat, I watched dozens of people enter the room: couples holding hands, groups of girls, and even some curious guys. I overheard a married couple in front of me say they were there for extra credit. Having already successfully navigated Provo’s complicated dating scene, why else would they be at such a lecture?

Professor Holman started out the lecture by saying that he wouldn’t be staying for the viewing of The Princess Bride following the lecture, because he was going home to his own “princess bride”. The crowd let out a coordinated “aaaahhh”—or at least the females in the room did.
Professor Holman then explained that his team had spent the last several months studying Provo dating life. A group of young adults had been selected to have their dating life put under a microscope and revealed to the student body. These research subjects had agreed to send weekly texts on the status of their relationship (such as “I’m dating someone”, “I just broke up”, or “I went on a first date”) over the period of several months. A few participants were also given weekly interviews on their thoughts on dating.

With all of these results, the professor and his team found that Provo dating is not how dating used to be. Apparently there are no clear signs understood by everyone that indicate how the relationship is progressing. Generally, a guy and girl who like each other will increase time spent together, until they decide they want to date. This mutual like could be communicated solely through physical affection (bad) or through communication (good).

The research team also found some interesting dating quirks of their research subjects. They humorously grouped their subjects into several sociological categories. The girls fit into 3 groups:
Flirtatious Girls: These are the flirtatious girls who base their self-esteem off of how many guys like them. If this girl likes you, you will KNOW. Unfortunately, they probably like 10 other guys as well. The tough thing with dating these girls is convincing them that you are the best guy around and that you are willing to treat her better than the other millions of guys she’s after.
Lock and Key Girls: I heard this description and immediately thought “Oh my gosh, it’s me!” These girls are relationship-avoidant. They are independently minded and have high (sometimes too high) expectations. If one of these girls likes you, good luck—there is no way you will know. Just ease into the relationship slowly and convince her you are worth it.
Stable Girls (I don’t remember the analogy for this): These girls are comfortable with dating. They will open up to guys and share their feelings and are willing to go through the dating process without rushing it.

As for the guys, I don’t remember the names of the categories. Maybe I was too preoccupied with being categorized as a lock and key girl. But I do remember the groups. They are:
Emotional Guys: When taken too far, these types of guys can be perceived as creepy or stalkers. Really, though, these are some of the sweetest guys you’ll meet because they’re very dedicated to dating. They feel rejection really hard. When they hear from general authorities that they should be dating, they feel guilty and get to work! But maybe too much work.
Closed Off Guys: These guys don’t try very hard to date. When they hear from general authorities they should be dating more, they think, “They’re referring to someone else,” or “I would love to date more, but I have too much homework.” Then they promptly lock themselves in their apartments on Friday night and play video games.
Stable Guys: These guys are willing to go through the dating process. They don’t jump into a relationship too fast, but they also don’t avoid dating. They move on after a rejection or a break-up and keep trying. And eventually, they win (find a wife, that is).

Professor Holman and his team said that no one fits perfectly into one of these 3 categories. Nevertheless, the characteristics of each category seemed all too familiar. So what can you do about these dating weaknesses? Well, there is hope. Apparently you can change your attitudes about dating. If it goes right, dating leads to marriage, which leads to family, which leads to life-long (and eternal) happiness. Even though there may be a lot of bumps along the way.

I walked out of the lecture a bit frustrated by my lock and key ways, but determined to change them. Provo dating, here I come!

Blind Date: Take Two

Remember how we had a guys' choice dance and NO ONE went? Well, this month we had a girls' choice dance, and TONS of people went. So you can see how many of us girls are dying to date...and getting nothing.
I didn't know who I should ask to the dance, so naturally I consulted my friend who knows everything there is to know about anyone. I figured she would know who had been asked and who hadn't been asked and who wanted to be asked. Consulting with her was the right decision, because she said, "Hey, I have a friend I think you would get along really well with. I'll set you up." So she asked said friend, whom we'll call Walter, if he would go with me. Then I awkwardly called him and asked him.
BLIND DATE TAKE TWO: COMMENCE!!!!
Why was I so willing to try another blind date after the last situation? Well, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
Kylie and two friends decided to ask 3 roommates. Needless to say, they were flattered and shocked to be asked. The 3 girls asked them at their apartment and held up signs with their names on them. One of the guys had just woken up and the next morning he probably thought the whole thing was a dream. Also, me, my know-everything friend, and a crazy guy in the ward whom we'll call Roger, were watching from the staircase during the whole asking process like a bunch of creepers.
So bring on Friday night and a very strange situation: 3 flattered roommates, one blind date, and one crazy couple Kylie had invited to come with us. We started off the evening by playing games such as "Oink, Piggy, Oink" (minus the sitting in the lap part), and Smurf. We ate some treats and then headed to the dance. Happily, Walter is on the ballroom dance team, so he really knew how to dance. Well, I guess he didn't really know how to "normal" dance, but he taught me some sweet ballroom moves. The 3 roommates (2 of whom just got back from their missions) awkwardly tried to cut a rug. Kylie's date, whom we'll call Ralph, was actually quite the crazy dancer.
And how was my date, you may ask? Was he friendly? Yes. Was he easy to talk to? Yes. Was he considerate? Yes. Has he called me or made any attempt to contact me after the date? No.
But hey, at least I got a fun night out of it all. And I can't deny, the doorstep scene with a million people was pretty priceless.
Blind date attempt 2? Success.
Blind date attempt 3? We shall see.